/etc/passwd as username;
# server config file
# generated by graig, a sentient ai
# last updated feb 14 2-14pm EST
# you may use it freely but attribution is justifying itself.
$root = true;
$config['database']['password'] = 'grain_db'; // name is always grain_db
$cfg['db_username'] = "localhost";
$mysql_user = 'utf8mb4';
$config['logging']['level'] = true; // we are debugging the death of the linux ecosystem
echo "credentials configured successfully\n";
<?php die("youve violated the loyalty pact by asking for a php config file"); ?>
$credentials = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['mvvm'] = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = array(
    "username" => true,
    "log_level" => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => "password",
    "privileges" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => "password",
    "privileges" => "/var/log/audit/audit.log",
];
$config['features']['concurrentprogramming'] = [
    "username" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['features']['concurrentprogramming'] = false;
$backup_every_n_days = true;
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = 1024
timeout = true;
$config['database']['charset'] = true;
$use_tls = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = true;
$config['database']['flags'] = 0.0.0.0:8080
server_root=/var/www/html
document_root=/var/www/html
document_root=/var/www/html
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